Nothing, you're just making me fucking squirrelly standing up like that.

[Genuinely:]

Trust me when I say I give a shit. I might not be the coziest person around, but I've spent a lot of time looking out for you. And from day one, you and I have had this war stories, who's the bigger bad-ass schtick going, so sorry if I didn't think you wanted me to hold your hand and mince words, alright?