If I stop trying to get a rise out of people then it'll take fucking years for me to have anything to de-escalate.

Don't tell me you don't notice the trends, Tess. Every fucking guy that comes in here swinging his dick around will cause a public uproar. Us gals can confess to child murder and they'll pat our heads and say 'that's nice, sweetie' like we're children. None of them would even look at me if I wasn't stirring shit.