Oh, you know. 'I've showed you mine, now you show me yours'. So to speak.
Absolutely not, darling, I have standards.
No, nothing. Do I have to be watching out for your warden to come and have a strongly worded chat with mine?
....But if it did come to something more physical, where would you place your bets? Solely out of curiosity.
[A delighted laugh from Trouble.]
Without so much as a pause for thought! I'm almost offended on his behalf.
I do like that type. Maybe we'll end up double dating.
[they of course know this will 100% never happen for just. so many reasons.]
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Indebted to him how, exactly?
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Oh, you know. 'I've showed you mine, now you show me yours'. So to speak.
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Absolutely not, darling, I have standards.
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Any other shit come up that I should know about?
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No, nothing. Do I have to be watching out for your warden to come and have a strongly worded chat with mine?
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....But if it did come to something more physical, where would you place your bets? Solely out of curiosity.
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Arthur.
[And a laugh.]
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[A delighted laugh from Trouble.]
Without so much as a pause for thought! I'm almost offended on his behalf.
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I admit we've never spoken, but from a distance he doesn't seem the knight-in-shining-armor type.
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I do like that type. Maybe we'll end up double dating.
[they of course know this will 100% never happen for just. so many reasons.]
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I’ll try not kill you inside a week.