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[smugreport]

[ That. does not bode well. ]

And that Pagan guy?

[ Please say like, 50 years. Minimum. ]

[dog_eat_dog]

Maybe 15 or 16.

[smugreport]

What the hell!


So what, did you murder 2 child kings?!

[dog_eat_dog]

[In some comedic way, this is one of the very few times anyone has ever asked her -- even in a roundabout way -- what she's done.]

I am 18 months clean from my last child-smuggling incident, no royalty involved.

[smugreport]

So not a child murderer. So not as bad. Cause there's like, kinda nothing worse than that right? That's the bottom of the barrel.


Have you done a big confession on the network? Maybe that's all it takes.



[ another long, considering pause. ]












brb.

[dog_eat_dog]

Not a child murderer, no. Good luck with whatever you're doing.