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[vaccination]

Is that seriously all you do? What about... I don't know, check out the garden?

[Ellie does like it there, and so she immediately regrets suggesting that.]

[dog_eat_dog]

[Tess is plenty busy, but none of it is warden-friendly, so... ]

Never been. Misty works there though, so I guess I should poke my head in sometime. You know the greenhouse team has graduated three inmates in the past few months?

[vaccination]

What the fuck? How?

[Is there a way to cheat, or are they that good...?]

I'm hoping that's a fluke.

[dog_eat_dog]

They’ve got it down to a science, I guess. Misty and Hange were two of the wardens. Pick their brains.

[vaccination]

Damn. And they're sticking around, huh? Seems like that's common.

[dog_eat_dog]

Lots of wardens give their deals to their inmates, so they stay on for another round. Arthur offered me his, even.

[vaccination]

And what did you say?

[Ellie can't imagine delaying her deal like that.]

[dog_eat_dog]

I said no.

[vaccination]

Wonder how common that is.

[Ellie doesn't sound very impressed either way, and an illogical dislike she has for Arthur is growing a little deeper. Why the fuck is he so nice?]

[dog_eat_dog]

Pretty common, as far as I know.

[She does pick up on that dissatisfaction, though. She eyes Ellie.]

He’s a good man, he needs that deal. He’s got a kid’s life on the line.

[vaccination]

[A good man. The last thing she said to Joel was that he was a shitty person, and Ellie doubts she thinks any better of him now.]

A kid?

[dog_eat_dog]

Mmhmm. Kid lost his dad and his mom got arrested, so if Arthur doesn’t do anything about it, that’s it. The kid’s on his own.

[Tess has seen that play out so many times that she’s not even bothered by the idea. No military school for Jack, though, that’s almost certain.]

[vaccination]

[There are worse fates. Ellie shrugs a shoulder.]

And he's not even the dad. Good for him.

[dog_eat_dog]

Yep. Not all that big of a deal, but it’s his deal. I’ll earn my own.

[And when she declined it, she still figured Ellie and Joel had a chance. She could afford to be a little more prideful then.]

[vaccination]

Seems like you both lucked out. Have one another's backs.

[Ellie wonders if he was around when she got herself killed again.]

[dog_eat_dog]

I think so. After all my time here, I’ve yet to meet another warden I’d want to be paired with.

[vaccination]

[Ellie pulls a face at that.]

Golly gee, thanks.

[dog_eat_dog]

[Pointedly:]

I like you, kid, but I think you’d freak out on me.

[vaccination]

[She's... got a point. Ellie just shrugs. She's trying to behave.]

The age gap would probably embarrass you, anyway.

[dog_eat_dog]

I wouldn’t want a warden half my age, no. And sure, it’d be nice to not have to explain our world constantly, but...

[ She doesn’t particularly want to talk about this, so she veers vague. ]

You’re too close to home for some shit I need to deal with. Same in the other direction, too.

[vaccination]

Makes sense.

[Not that Ellie is even making an attempt at dealing with shit. This doesn't count. This is her pretending everything is fine.]

So, what's the best thing they offer to eat here?

[Point in case.]

[dog_eat_dog]

[ Tess claps her on the back. Moving on like a champ. ]

Let’s see if they have pizza today.

[vaccination]

[Tess, an excellent role model. Just like Joel.]

Pizza like... delivery pizza? I've had homemade pizza, but everyone always said it wasn't the same.

[But never whether it was better or worse...]

[dog_eat_dog]

Ha! If you want delivery pizza, we’ll have to go to the Enclosure. Won’t be filling, but it’s better than the homemade here.

[And she hasn’t had that in eons either.]

[vaccination]

Look, everyone always went on about gross, plastic-cheese pizza, like it was the best shit ever. I don't know if it was nostalgia or what. I'm just reporting what I've heard.